bivi jokes

Doctor Aadhi Raat Ko Utha Aur Bivi Se: Main Hospital Jaane Laga Hu Fon Aaya Hai Emergency Hai!
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Bivi: Kisi Ko To Apni Maut Marne Do!

Pahle Dil Ki Suno Fir Dimaag Se Kaam Lo!
Aur Aakhir Me Majbur Hokar
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Wahi Karo Jo Tumhari Bivi Chahati Hai!

Pati: Mujhe Ajib Si Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Bivi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta
Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahin Tum Par Allah Ki Rahmat Hue Hai

Sukhi Vivahit Jivan Ka Raj:
Khud Ko Sher Samjho Aur Bivi Ko "Shera Wali Mata"A

Sabhi Vivahit Mahilaon Ko Samarpit:
Maut Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai;
Varna Taklif To Jindagi Hi Jyada Deti Hai;
Aur;
Bivi Bhi Sirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai;
Varna Taklif Men Sirf Vahi Sath Deti Hai

Bivi Ko Begam Kyon Kahte Hain?
Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Ke Baad Sare Gam To Pati Ke Hisse Men Aate Hain Aur Bivi Begam Ho Jati Hai